This is my one hundredth post! So, I’d like to have some fun and thank you all for reading over the past year.
I love food, but I also love language. So, today I’d like to play a little game that involves both. Sweet tooth fairy is a phrase and idea coined by Graham Hidderley/Burgess. The idea is to use two phrases with a connecting word, i.e. sweet-tooth+tooth-fairy=sweet tooth fairy. With those rules in mind we can come up with all sorts of interesting combinations.
pocket watch dog
cell phone booth
strawberry shake and bake
food vigilante justice
See, the phrase sometimes takes on a whole new feel or even a new meaning. Sometimes it just makes you nod and say, huh, interesting. OK. So here’s the deal, I’m asking you, my beautiful readers, to come up with your own sweet tooth fairy.
The rules are as follows.
1) You must submit your sweet-tooth-fairy phrase as a comment to this post.
2) Your phrase MUST be food related.
3) Entries must be received by March 14, 2009 at 11:59PM
4) If you are the Duchess of Amboy, you are not allowed to enter the contest.
I’ll even sweeten the deal. The Duchess and I will hold court and choose the best entry
and the winner will receive a $25.00 Visa Gift Card. SWEET! It’s better than a hot-dog-park!
Results will be revealed on Tuesday, March 16.
Enter as many times as your wit and intelligence permit. Submissions will be judged on originality, comedic value and, of course, the swimsuit competition.
Seriously, though. You have a chance to win a $25.00 Visa Gift Card, don’t pass it up!
Good luck of the draw,
F-V-neck (I can’t stop-in the name of love!) HAHAHA
Eat This NY
The Duchess of Amboy
Part 2:
Chicken ala King Henry
Poached Egg Foo Young
Apple Pie Chart
Soda Pop Tart (a combination of two foods you hate)
Nat King Cole Slaw
CHICKEN SOUP NAZI
FACTORY FARM HAND
HEAD CHEESE PICKLE
OK How about Strawberry Short cakewalk
Can’t stop me now: Green bean stock……or Jack and the bean stock
If Renae Taylor’s husband were fat his name would be Joe jumbo Bologna
Shoe fly pie-eyed
Obscure: shrink wrapped loose fruits
Fast and loose grapes
stuffed pepper steak
creamed corn on the cob
pudding cup of soup
Beef pot pie ala mode
mashed potato soup
sweet potatoes au gratin
ham, potatoes and green bean salad
apple butter parsley potatoes
Burger King of Queen
Coffee Bean Bag
Camel Tofu
Fromunda Cheese Burger
Sirloin tip your waiter
Jim Crow Fry
Yummy!
Virginia Ham-Burglar
Bakers Yeast Infection
Fish Taco Bell
(careful on the pronunciation of these two)
Escargot-nads
Foie Gras-Pa
Hard Salami Stick
HAHAHA, we may have to open a new category… “Off Color Humor” Too Funny!
Bleached White Flour Power
Ass Whole Wheat Bread
Sugar High Fructose Corn Syrup
FOOD PATROL LIVES ON FV!!! I will only accept the $25 in the form of a Mcdonalds gift certificate. I need a biggie value meal #5 to get the bad taste of this horrid blog out of my mouth.
rice krispie fish
cocoa bean soup
beef gravy boat
Lettuce Leif Garret
Betty White Rice
Dessert Wine vinegar
Girl Scout Cookie Monster
poached Phish concert
Thank you all so much for your entries! There have been some very impressive and creative combinations. The winner will be announced tomorrow, 03/16/10. I’ll post it here, on FB, on twitter and notify the winner via email. (insert thunderous applause!)
Not Fair! I didn’t know about your contest because I never get an email about your new entries, so now I’m late with my award winning “Mac&Cheese Ball”
Aw, sorry Marigold! There will be other contests. In the mean time, check out my site each day, it’s doctor recommended!
I think you are 4th from the left in the class picture, and that fat kid can’t be real. His arms look fake! Oh, I love spaghetti and meatballs,add a good salad and you have a healthy meal.