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RIP Main Street. (大卫和歌利亚)

Posted 05 Apr 2011 — by FV
Category As I see it., Foodless Rants, Really??

Ok, it’s no secret that I can’t stand WalMart. I can’t stand that it exists, I can’t stand that it detroys small town America, I can’t stand that I occasionally end up shopping there. <sigh>

WalMart has eaten up all of the local stores near me; hardware stores, small grocery stores, small delis, shoe stores and clothing stores have all fallen prey to the boxy beast. Drive to any WalMart and then find the nearest “main street” and it will most likely be devoid of any everyday stores.

You’ll be likely to find specialty stores like antique and/or art boutiques or an occasional coffee shop. My local main street also has a bank and a liquor store, how convenient. What choice does one have when one store is managing to monopolize every market? Well, at least they are leaders in employee benefits and fairness,,,oh, wait, they suck at that too.

A recent article has displayed the Chief of the evil empire, William Simon, saying that they “got it wrong”. I read through the piece hoping to find admissions of too big for the britches and such. No luck. No “sorry for destroying your town and the livelihood of scores of your citizens and relegating your downtown district to overpriced trinkets and closed store fronts”. (wouldn’t that have been neat?) Instead Mr. Simon is lamenting over some smaller store chains beating the retail behemoth at it’s own game. In other words, he didn’t care about crushing small enterprises until they started to gain some of his business.

Unfortunately, in the big picture, there are just smaller stores offering Chinese made products at lower prices. Gone are the days of mom ‘n pop stores. The few that remain are hanging on by a thread.

What’s the solution? Well, I officially offer an arm wrestling match to William Simon. If I win, the construction of the WalMart just a mile or two from my house must be halted immediately and the remaining monies must be dumped into my local Main Street. Past that, I am at a loss. Any suggestions?

Oh, anyone know what the title of this post means in English? Leave a comment!

我错过了好时光。

FV

Where in the world is Atlas?

Posted 18 Feb 2009 — by FV
Category Foodless Rants

Hello friends. I don’t always spend my time buying things I can eat. Case in point is a vintage record player that was purchased for me at Christmas time. There was a problem with the unit and here is the story…

If you are unfamiliar with my struggles with Atlas Audio Repair, check out my original entry… “Who uses an Atlas anymore?” 

phonograph

Now, if you are all caught up, I have the most interesting news. I have spent the last month or so working, taking care of kids, coaching basketball, attending historic inaugurations and researching replacement needles for antique phonographs. Turns out that the replacement needle on the unit that was purchased for me was not at all new! It is a ‘Realistic’ brand needle from Radio Shack and hasn’t been in production for almost ten years. If you recall, the record player was sold with a supposed ‘new’ needle. Possibly new ten years ago, but no chance it was new in December or it had at least sat on a shelf for ten years. At any rate, the needle did not work (a key component in enjoying record albums). Atlas Audio Repair (duh, duh, dummmm) had previously explained to me that the needle was not covered under the thirty day warranty, even though the warranty did not previously explain any exceptions (only that a returned unit must be accompanied by a receipt).

So..

After a month of research, brewing and watching my warranty expire, I gathered myself up and marched back in to Atlas Audio Repair, broken record player in tow, duh duh dummmm.

I plopped the player on the counter and recognizing the serviceman from before I said… “I have a problem that is going to be resolved today.” (I had gathered up all my cajones) I stated that the machine didn’t work, was out of warranty and that I was here before and told there would be a charge for repairing a unit that was covered by a warranty. Then I dropped the bomb.

I said “I have discovered that the ‘Realistic’ brand needle that was supposedly new could simply not have been new”. I explained my research and said “Either Radio Shack is lying to me, or you are”  Another man came approached the counter who had been listening to my account of the situation.

He said “If I may interject…a lot of times those Radio Shack guys don’t know what they’re talking about, you can find replacement parts for machines that are 100 years old”

This was a sly attempt at diverting my progress, but I persevered with this, “I’m sure your right on both accounts, but this part (referring to the needle)  has not been even made in almost ten years and any one who uses this needle is using a part at least ten years old”.

He replied, “Yes, but a needle is like a light bulb, you can screw in a new bulb and it can break immediately, it happens”

I said, “OK, but that doesn’t change the fact that the unit was sold with a warranty that made no mention of excluded parts”

He said, “But the warranty doesn’t cover abuse”

Really. I asked if abuse was defined as putting the needle to a record and expecting to hear sound. Maybe I was mistaking on the function of the machine. I also explained my preference for shopping in the area and patronizing small, privately owned businesses.

Lastly I said that at that moment they had to decide to repair the problem at no cost to myself, or take back the player in exchange for a refund. I then said “You have a choice right now to lose a customer for good, or gain one for good”. Simple enough, just choose!

After some awkward glances the first gentleman pulled out from behind the counter….. a large bat and whacked me right in the head!! HA! that’s what I expected, but he actually pulled out a receipt/stub book and said he would be happy to repair the unit to my liking. I was shaking with satisfaction. I took my stub and left the store. I barely recall my feet touching the ground as I left, woo hoo!

The next day I received a call from Matt from Atlas Audio Repair, duh duh dummm. He said, “Hi Jim, this is Matt. I have ordered a new stylus for your record player, it will be in in a few days”. He continued, “When it does come in we would appreciate if you could give us some time to demonstrate the unit in the store so we all know that it is in working order”. (Maybe he’ll pull out the bat for real this time)

“Great”, I responded and thanked him for all his help. Yea, the help I obtained by squeezing blood from a rock. I am hopeful about the turn around in attitude but still a bit scarred by the complete,  previous disregard for customer service. My continued patronage of the repair shop will be clouded with apprehension, but hopefully they find a way to clear the mist. Battle won. For now.

FV, duh duh dummmm!

Who uses an Atlas anymore??

Posted 13 Jan 2009 — by FV
Category Foodless Rants

I don’t intend to get pissed off by any businesses. They just seem to love annoying me. I am an innocent victim.

Once again we visit the Bloomfield, Liberty Avenue business district in Pittsburgh, PA. I received a vintage turntable for Christmas. It was purchased at Atlas Audio Repair. I wish when I wrote those words it would have an ominous tone to it with scary background music. Atlas Audio Repair, Duh Duh Dummm! You’ll see why. phonograph

I am going to be a fabulous collector of vinyl record albums. I needed a phonograph. I got one. It didn’t work. It was purchased as “restored” with a brand new needle and a thirty day warranty with the receipt, of course. The player spun the record, the needle arm moved, lights and all functioned fine, just no sound, probably the needle, even though it was sold with a ‘new’ needle. We decided to exercise our warranty rights.  Shortly after new years we returned the unit and explained the problem. The gentleman at Atlas explained that if we wanted to wait for the technician to look at it it would only take a few minutes. I agreed and began to peruse the store delighting in the nostalgia of tape decks and VHS players, I so miss the eighties. The technician then approached me after only a couple of minutes rubbing his head like a surgeon who has just lost a loved one of mine on the operating table. After a big sigh he proceeded to tell us that the needle on the player was bad and needed replaced.

No Shit.

He then told us that it would be twenty dollars to replace the needle. Atlas Audio Repair, Duh Duh Dummm! REALLY? Yes, he said. The needle was not covered in the warranty, even said that we must have damaged it. REALLY?  I had a Playskool record player in the 70′s that I used to use the needle to floss with and it never went bad! The receipt says “30 day warranty with receipt”. It doesn’t say ‘except the needle’! I was dumbfounded. Discombobulated! Plastragamized! Pissed off, even! Yet, I kept my cool. He wouldn’t budge, although I barely pushed. I sheepishly told him that I would explore other options and be on my way. Why couldn’t I be the old lady who eats all her soup and then claims she didn’t like it to get it for free? I guess I am hindered by being a nice guy. Well, no more. You have my word that I am going back in to Atlas Audio Repair (duh duh dummm) and raising all kinds of hell. I have about 5 days left on my warranty and I intend to wield a mighty sword of opposition to my defrocked warranty. The Bloomfield business district may have pompously dis-permitted my girlfriend from purchasing persimmons, but we will get our phonograph needle replaced or I’m opening a WalMart on Liberty Avenue, I’ll need space for parking, Atlas would do just fine. I’ll keep you posted.

Duh Duh Dummmmmm,

FV